Finally, some fibre all spun up and ready to use :)

I bought this fibre at the Old Bus Depot Markets on Wool Day a few months ago. Isn't it GORGEOUS?!?!?


So I spun it up with lots of air, so that it can be a nice soft beannie for the new Monkey. I then plied (my first ever ply!) it with some rayon machine embroidery thread in a beautiful purple, making it look like this

Nice! I have spun up a second bobbin of this opaly merino roving, and plied most of it. It is on the niddy noddy as I type, and the rest of the bobbin will be plied hopefully tonight. Then on the niddy noddy, in for a wash, a dry and then to crochet a little Monkey hat. Awwww!

I thought that I understood a fair bit about the monkeys. Seems I still have a lot to learn... Monkey 2 drew a picture of her innards about a year ago, it had a stomach for dinner and a much bigger stomach for dessert. Ok, makes sense.

But today we had this conversation
me - pooh what a stink, who farted?
everyone else - no, not me
me - well someone did, this house reeks
Monkey 2 - is it Saturday or Sunday?
me - it is Saturday
Monkey 2 - well, I never fart on Saturday, so it couldn't have been me.

who knew?

I am going to post my dyeing technique since I have typed it out a few times and can never find it when I need it to send to someone who asks. So here goes

How Kate Dyes Stuff

What I use

• fibre reactive dye (procion or drimarene K)
• pool salt (non iodised)
  
• soda ash (for making pool water alkaline)
• synthrapol (a heavy duty detergent)
  
• kitchen digital scales
• more accurate digital scales (I got mine off ebay, I think that they were marketed for measuring small amounts of drugs, but they weigh dye nicely)
• plastic spoons
• dust mask
• rubber gloves
• some old plastic jars that never ever get used for anything else
• some old pantyhose (knee highs are great for this)
• a bucket
  
• my wonderful bought-especially-for-the-purpose twin tub washing machine
• far too much water in this drought afflicted nation

How I Dye Stuff

1. Weigh the dry stuff* to be dyed, and write the weight in grams.
2. If the stuff hasn't already been washed, then put it into the wash to get the sizing out of the fabric, and any marks or stains.
3. Sit down and do some maths. Work out what colour the stuff is to turn out like, and how dark I want it. For a pastel sorta colour, I would use about 1 or 2% of the weight of the stuff in dye. So, if there was 1kg of stuff, then I would use 10 or 20 grams of dye. For a mid colour, I would use about 6% to 8% of dry weight of stuff, and for a darker colour I would use lots more. So work out how heavy the stuff was dry, and work out what percentage of dye you want to use, and then actually how much dye that is. If you ever think you might like to repeat this colour or do any more dyeing, you might like to write your maths down and keep it somewhere safe that you can find it again.
4. Now for the Doing :) I retire to the bathroom where the twin tub washer is. Don gloves and dust mask. Collect all above gear.
5. I add about 20 litres of warm water to the washer. Add about 1 kg of salt. Agitate it for a few minutes to dissolve the salt. Then put the stuff in the water and agitate it a bit more to get the stuff all nice and wet.
6. While the salt is dissolving and the stuff getting wet, I measure the dye into a dry clean plastic container that will be used for nothing else. When the dye is all measured accurately, I put some warm to hot water in and stir it up with a plastic spoon. It is a real bugger and messes up a dye job to have blobs of undissolved dye. Then stretch a knee high pantyhose over the top of the jar, and tip it into the washer. The stocking catches any lumps, and then tip some more warm/hot water back into the jar through the stocking, then swish it around a bit, then tip it into the washer. Repeat till you aren't getting any dye goobers stuck in the stocking.
7. Set the washer to agitate for about 15-20 minutes. If you are using a top loading washing machine you have to be careful that your dye doesn't go down the drain. If you are using a twin tub you don't have to worry about that at all. It just sits there and does as it is told until you tell it something else. Sweet!
8. If your stuff is long and tangly, stop the agitation every now and again, and wearing gloves, untangle the stuff, then agitate again.
9. If you aren't using a machine at all, but hand dyeing in a plastic tub or the bath or the laundry tub, then make sure that the dye gets into all the seams and bits of the stuff. This is the "get the dye into the fabric" part of the process.
10. Once the dye is well into all the bits of the fabric, it is time to set the dye so it stays put for ever. I measure about 350g of soda ash and tip it into a bucket of hot water. This is enough soda ash to do the job with the amount of water I use. The amount of dye you need is a function of the weight of the dry stuff, the amount of soda ash you need is a function of how much water you are using.
11. VERY IMPORTANT. Add dry soda ash to a bucket of water. Don't you dare do it the other way around. Adding water to dry soda ash makes it explode. You seriously don't want this stuff exploding in your house, and especially you don't want it expoding in your face. JUST DON'T DO IT OK???
12. Stick your gloved hand into the bucket and swish the soda ash around until it is all dissolved. If you skip this part then you will likely get blobby results in your dyeing. If that is what you are after, go for your life. But for nice smooth dyeing, make sure you dissolve it all.
13. Move the stuff to one side of the washer. Slowly and carefully tip the soda ash solution into the other side of the washer. Some people take 15 minutes to do this, I take about 15 seconds and it works for me.
14. Set the washer to agitate for about 10 minutes. This is the "keeping the stuff moving around and keeping it evenly wet so that the fixative can do its thing for a very even dye job" part of the process. If the stuff is unevenly wet, the dye job will be uneven. Been there, done that, ruined the t shirt.
15. Since mostly I like to dye nice rich colours, I like to leave my stuff in the soda ash bath for about an hour or longer. I agitate it for about 10 minutes, and rest it for about 5 minutes, repeat till the hour is up. Once again, if the stuff is tangly, I untangle it regularly. Of course I wear gloves, I don't want alkali solution all over my lily white hands, and I don't want to look like I have been finger painting for the next three days.
16. If you are doing this bit by hand, keep it moving the whole time. Very labour intensive. I used to do it this way and got some good results from hard work, and some bad results from taking too many breaks and using a trough that was too shallow.
    
17. Once the soda ash has done its thing, I let all the solution out of the machine.
    
18. Squeeze as much dye out of the stuff as you can, then put it in the spin tub of the machine. Spin that bugger out till there are no more drips coming out of the hose.
19. Put the stuff back into the washing tub, and put a couple of buckets of warm water into the tub. Agitate it to rinse it for a few minutes, then let the water out. Spin it out. Repeat until the water is clear. Takes ages. Very boring. Very necessary.
20. When the stuff is well rinsed, I put it in a bucket with hot water and a splash of synthrapol. This takes most of the loose dye out of the stuff. Leave it there for at least 20 minutes, overnight if you can, 2 days if you forget it is there and you get busy with life.
21. Repeat steps 18 and 19.
22. Put the stuff through a warm wash with an extra rinse in the washing washing machine (not the dyeing washing machine) with normal washing powder (we use Aware). For really dark colours repeat this step a few times.
23. Done! Dry your stuff and enjoy it.
    

* stuff = fabric, clothing, carriers, slings, fibre etc and so on. These instructions are for stuff made from cellulose fibres such as cotton, linen, hemp etc.

So many things on the go, so little time!

First - a cardi for me, made with the Frou Frou pattern in The Happy Hooker by Debbie Stoller. I have been waiting about a year to make this pattern, started it about 2 weeks ago, ran out of yarn (gotta expect that when I bought what I could find on special but of course there wasn't enough... ), waited patiently for a rescue parcel of extra yarn to arrive from my sister (what a saint!), and now back to it. It is about three quarters finished.

ahh, it is about 12 times this size now, can't find a more current photo...

secondly - a groovy hat for my groovy brother, I showed him Hip Hats and Cool Caps and asked if there was anything that tickled his fancy, and he chose a hat called "OG". It is mostly finished, but since he is coming to visit this weekend I will wait till then to do some more work on it and do a fitting. I don't want to make it and then have him not wear it cos it is too tight...

thirdly - a pair of mittens for Monkey 2. She asked for some, we bought the yarn together (I don't think that 5 years old is too early to start to learn about yarn buying and stashing!), and I have started them. But I had to stop for a bit since she was being such a toad in so many ways, and the things that I thought were important (like getting dressed, getting out of bed, getting to school less than half an hour late every single day and so on) she was ignoring, so I said that I was going to ignore some of the things she thought were important... so the mittens still aren't done... watch this space. Hopefully they will be finished before the weather warms up again.

fourthly - I have only just started a pair of stripy socks for my gorgeous sister. On the backburner, though, I really want this cardi finished :)

After last year's debacle of trying to read the pattern, I decided to start again to crochet some socks.

I used this pattern by Dorothy Hardy from Crochet Me. Crochet me seems to have done something funky with their indexing, it is a tricky pattern to find unless you search for socks. And the pattern has some errata which can be found be reading the posts responding to the pattern, but since it is a digital pattern why didn't she just adjust the pattern for poor newbies like me? Just wondering is all...

Anyhow, I got some sock yarn from Lincraft, and was determined to get this sock pattern happening!

I had heard all about single sock syndrome (where one sock/mitten/glove) gets made and is lonely forever more. I know my tendency to start something and not finish it, and the bugger with making two things exactly the same, so I made the socks at the same time, the toe bit on one and then the other, the foot bit on both, the heel turn on both, the ankle on both,and finally the cuff on both.

This is closer to the real colour, my phone camera did something groovy to the colours on the top photo...

So the socks were finished while I was away for a few days, and they are toasty warm and lovely! I can't wait to find some way to finance getting some more sock wool so I can make some more socks for me. They fit very well, are so very warm and I feel all nice wearing them since I not only made them but I FINISHED them! Not too shabby for the Queen of starting things and never finishing them :)

Whoo hoo, toasty toes!

I made these gnome daddies for the annual Floriade Gnome competition.

Floriade is a flower festival that happens every year here in Canberra, and the best bit to my mind is the gnome competition. This year the theme was "Australian Icons" or something like that, but I wanted to make some babywearing gnomes (as you do). So I found some Australian flag fabric and some baby gnomes and Bob's your Uncle. Can't get more Oz than that! I have a Flickr site for more photos of the daddy gnomes.

finally I post again! Been a bit slow on the creativity front lately, what with being sick in bed for a few days and going away for a few days, and with the house being so messy that I can't find the stuff I need... hate that...

But I did go and see a dear friend of mine the other day to meet her gorgeous baby 5 called Imogen. Baby Imogen is the tiniest little gorgeous little yummy baby! Her mummy has recently found the cloth nappy love, so I whipped her up a pair of woollen soakers. I dyed and dried the wool and crocheted a pair of cute little woollen shorties in 36 hours. It felt marvellous to have a quick project to get into, and felt fantastic to have my hook flying for a day or so! When I get some photos I will try to post them. Really should remember to take photos while I work...

I really need to get all the bits I need together to finish my first adult garment, my crocheted cardi. the pattern is here. the author of the pattern was super nice when I emailed her with a few dumb questions, and now I am determined to finish the damned thing. My dad spun some chocolate brown wool, so it will be a family affair once it is finished. I only need to finish the second sleeve, sew it together and maybe make it a bit longer. o for some time!

How does one spend a Wednesday morning? No, not going to work, or wagging work. Taking Monkey 2 to the doctors so that he can charge me $58 to tell me that the band aid that she had jammed up her nose last night can't be seen anywhere. Likely it has been shoved so far up said nose that she has swallowed it, but just in case we should look out for any smelly discharge for the next few days. joys...

What music would you put on when your Monkey 2 (just turned 5) asks for the song called "Alleluia", but doesn't want the "Hallelujah" from Shrek?

She gave me these lyrics to go on

"Alleluia, ina chiser, your messiah"

Now we aren't a religious household, and I thought it unlikely that she would have heard these Christian type terms in a song around here.

Turns out she was after "Venus" by Bananarama :)

I have been trying to post on this blog more often, but one thing and another and another (monkeys one two and three...) have been keeping me from typing. And then I got lost in the new blogger system. So here I am and happy to be back. I am really really going to try harder to post more often! I seem to have so many things to rant about and to celebrate, that I need to get them off my mighty chest somewhere else than in the face of the most wonderful man in the world.