Yesterday when we were coming home from camping, Monkey 1 was disappointed that he didn't get to see or catch a yabby. The Love Of My Life told him that next time we will take some meat and some string and catch one with them. Monkey 1 asked what kind of meat, like steak or something. TLOML agreed that steak would be good. Monkey 2 asked me what was that thing that came out of me after Monkey 4 was born. I told her it was a placenta. She suggested that maybe we should take the placenta out of the freezer and use it to catch yabbies. I told her that when she makes a placenta of her own she can choose what she does with it, and that we are not taking Monkey 4's placenta yabbying...

Points for lateral thinking - 50
Points for taste and tact - minus a zillion